OHHH! I get that urge so much. Mercedes, BMW’s, Bentley’s…Just take the key to my 93 Toyota Camry and…
*keys the shiny new car* Ahhh!!! Feels so good! LOL


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    ? Ric (invincible) ? // February 7th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    Yes, and did too! Then did it again right after they had it repainted. I was such a ***** in my younger days (with hand on hips, snapping my finger)

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    * // February 8th, 2010 at 4:06 am

    No, not at all. I think of the pain in the eyes of the auto owner and couldn’t imagine myself doing that.
    An honest dent or scratch I don’t mind in my car or in others. But I would not key a car. Well, unless the person who owned it was unspeakably evil, lol.
    Do you have pent-up anger because of inequity in income and possessions? It’s understandable if you do, for our system is an unjust one and needs to be balanced instead of the poor getting poorer and the top 5% getting richer. The unjust distribution of wealth in this land and in the world is shocking and must be changed.

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    Jack B // February 8th, 2010 at 8:09 am

    No, my dad has some “nice cars”; that would make me a royal hypocrite. Besides, I know a guy whose car was keyed (it wasn’t a fancy car or anything, but still)…so much destruction….
    I went to a car show in San Francisco and saw a ridiculous $300,000+ Bentley. It was off-white on the outside and off-white and gold on the inside. It was behind a velvet rope; I just took a few pictures. Still, it was a very nice-looking car; I would never key something that nice-looking!

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    Charles C // February 8th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Why would you do that, I wouldn’t want to do that. Unless hes or she is a complete asshole. I want to own a nice car one day, a dodge viper lol. One day! damnit! and if you key my car i will kill you, cuz i worked hard to get that damn thing! and im not a asshole, sure my money could be put to some use like helping homeless people.

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    Papercli // February 8th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Fwahahaha! Nah. I’d never do that. I take revenge, but not that far. I couldn’t stand the noise, you know? And even though it’s not my car, the streak would bother the heck out of me because of my OCD tendency.

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    ?Trumpet Lover ?s baby Isaac? // February 8th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    No, I only have the urge to key peoples car who cant park – or cars with offensive ‘pro-life’ bumper stickers.
    My car has had the word F@G keyed in it so many times the paint shop I go to knows me by name.

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    Boom Boom Boy // February 8th, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Only my abusive father’s car. Otherwise, I don’t really care about other peoples cars. I have my dream car, an I would rather have that than an escalade.

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    Oscar // February 9th, 2010 at 2:26 am

    Will it still feel good when you get caught? And get to spend quality time in jail with your new friend with benefits Bruno.

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    Enjoy It. // February 9th, 2010 at 2:57 am

    seriously it annoys me when people do that!
    i cant drive yet, but i see beautiful cars with scratch marks on them and it annoys me!

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    Mithrand // February 9th, 2010 at 6:26 am

    Oh gods yes, more so when it’s parked in handicapped or has the base really high. You just know the owner’s a dick.

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    cc // February 9th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Goodness NO!
    That’s awful!

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    Ewan20 // February 9th, 2010 at 9:41 am

    No way! Just to drive it… :)
    Unless it is a hummer. I will phuck a hummer up!

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    ?S?rgi?? // February 9th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    funny you should ask this
    …i made a rampage with my teachers new Mercedes when i was in middle school
    ..and the trouble I got in..lol

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    Harley. [Go Bengals] // February 9th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    all the time. loll

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    Steve // February 9th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    best f'ing friends forever! // February 9th, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    please do not hurt gay cars.
    that would mean all convertibles.

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    Melissa M // February 10th, 2010 at 12:21 am

    nope

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    HaK, the Pansexual Panda :@) // February 10th, 2010 at 7:10 am

    yep!
    lmao

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    qb89drag // February 10th, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Key my 93 civic and I’ll stick your key where the sun don’t shine XD

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    musichic // February 10th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    No way… they’ve done it to my car lil kids and it got me friking pissed!!!!

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